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Magic Spell Ingredients:



Whole milk of rat

Fresh milk of dormouse

A shoebox of oysters pinched on a moonless night when owls are hooting

Whole fur of fox

An eggshell of laughs cooked after Sunday lunch

1 tsp desiccated udder of salamander





Magic Spell Method:



Turn into kebabs, then barbecue over the cauldron with yesterday's leftovers.





Magic Spell Effects:



Induces young men with bad reputations to build houses out of gingerbread, and makes knights in shining armour turn to gold.

Magic Spell Ingredients:



1 tsp chopped hair of dragon

1 cup of mashed whiskers of pigeon

2 tsp dried snout of fox

A kettle of mandrake stolen at the summer solstice

1 cup of mashed feet of dog

A bucket of parsnips harvested when kestrels gather in flocks





Magic Spell Method:



Boil in the cauldron on the night of a full moon.





Magic Spell Effects:



Induces geese to grow wings, and makes dark knights and evil princes fall asleep for a hundred years.

Magic Spell Ingredients:



1 tsp chopped hair of dragon

1 cup of mashed whiskers of pigeon

2 tsp dried snout of fox

A kettle of mandrake stolen at the summer solstice

1 cup of mashed feet of dog

A bucket of parsnips harvested when kestrels gather in flocks





Magic Spell Method:



Boil in the cauldron on the night of a full moon.





Magic Spell Effects:



Induces geese to grow wings, and makes dark knights and evil princes fall asleep for a hundred years.

Magic Spell Ingredients:



3 tsp desiccated tail of badger

2 cups of beaten udder of crow

A piggybank of hemlock borrowed after an extravagant tea

A handful of acorns borrowed at dusk

A shoebox of hailstones cooked after Sunday lunch





Magic Spell Method:



Sweat in the cauldron with yesterday's leftovers.





Magic Spell Effects:



Induces princesses who refuse to marry to jump up and down on the spot, and makes small animals sour the milk.

Magic Spell Ingredients:

Mashed feathers of badger

An eggshell of spiders collected at the autumn equinox

A handful of starlight chewed at the full moon

A sprig of rose petals collected when kestrels gather in flocks

2 cups of diced moustache of newt





Magic Spell Method:



Fry in the cauldron with a great deal of suet.





Magic Spell Effects:



Induces haughty wives to forget who they are, and makes the local ogre attract love-struck unicorns.

Magic Spell Ingredients:



A pinch of chopped nipple of badger

1 tsp desiccated leg of lizard

1 tsp desiccated tail of dog

A bale of truffles chewed at the full moon





Magic Spell Method:



Wash in the cauldron with a berry jus reduction.





Magic Spell Effects:



Induces geese to fall down dead, and makes princesses trapped in towers turn to gold.

Magic Spell Ingredients:



1 tsp frosted whiskers of kangaroo

1 cup of sieved toes of crow

1 cup of sieved nipple of badger

2 tsp dried feathers of frog

Squished nipple of locust





Magic Spell Method:



Boil in the cauldron with a great deal of suet.



Magic Spell Effects:



Induces unripe apples to fall down dead, and makes elderly kings turn into miniature elephants.

Magic Spell Ingredients:



Fresh toenails of mouse

A top hat of fresh dew cooked on a misty autumn morning

A shoebox of quince mashed on a midwinter's eve

A kettle of mandrake swiped after an extravagant tea

A bushel of parsnips stolen on a lazy summer afternoon





Magic Spell Method:



Steam in the cauldron over a low heat with a bar of soap.





Magic Spell Effects:



Induces chickens to spin straw into gold, and makes young heroes on quests lay golden eggs.

Magic Spell Ingredients:



Semi-digested beard of locust

A mixing bowl of dead man's fingers barbecued on Midsummer's morn

A pot of parsley chewed at the winter solstice

A piggybank of acorns swiped when kestrels gather in flocks

A waste paper basket of fresh dew lectured to on a summer's eve when the swifts are flying





Magic Spell Method:



Play music to, then roast in the cauldron for three months.





Magic Spell Effects:



Induces witches to turn into ballerinas, and makes chickens take off their clothes.

Magic Spell Ingredients:



A pinch of chopped feathers of cow

1 cup of sieved toenails of dog

A piggybank of poisonous toadstools gathered on the night of a blue moon

Semi-digested body of fox

2 tsp desiccated udder of dog

2 tsp dried beard of dragon





Magic Spell Method:



Spit on, then steam in the cauldron with three gerbils.





Magic Spell Effects:



Induces enchanted talking animals to eat until they burst, and makes maidens of dubious virtue forget who they are.